How can I be her father..?! She’s at least a couple hundred years older than I am! .n.;;

(ooc; sorry for the tardy response. ;w;)
I drank some heart potions and got it the next time, ahaha…
(ooc: actually haven’t run into any anons yet. :T Probably too soon for ‘em.)
It’s… It’s like a frog…. wth….